I genuinely think Donald Trump only ran for president so him and his mates’ businesses would all get a sudden growth of interest. I mean, why else would he? Unless he is as delusional as the media imply and genuinely thinks he’s qualified to run the country.
Look at this line graph:
That graph shows us the interest in Donald Fart over the course of the last 5 years. As you can see, he’s become pretty popular since he decided to become President. No surprise that it suddenly went up, but I think he ran for president from a business perspective, especially when you consider how little interest he was receiving before his big publicity stunt.
Trump’s recent years haven’t been all fun and games, though.
His fame brought to light some weird neo-Nazi fantasy that he’s been hiding for a while, which everyone went mental over, only strengthening his publicity. Really this should have been the end, the media should have made a joke about what a gigantic twat he is and move on, but instead we’ve let the meme-machine that is Donald Trump continue.
Now President Meme is in full effect, and has turned out to be even worse than we imagined. He is still spreading hate speech, but now he’s so overpowered that he just silences any other officials that speak against him.
He reminds me of a big, untrained toddler; shitting himself and spreading it over everything within sight. Whilst it was funny when he was in the garden and it could all been cleaned up easily, the greasy prick has somehow managed to get into the kitchen and is ruining mum’s silverware.
I just want him to stop.